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Are you ready, kids?

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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I can't hear you.

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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♪ ♪Ohh... ♪

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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

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- all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob

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SquarePants!

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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{\an8}[Hawaiian music]

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{\an8}♪ ♪

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I don't get it.
What's an audit?

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I don't know,
let me check the rules.

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[groans]

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Eh, playing
"Certified Public Accountant"

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isn't as much fun
as I thought.

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Maybe it'll be funner
if we play louder.

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I am rolling the dice!

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Now I am moving!

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"Run spreadsheets"?

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- What does that even mean?
- [grumbles]

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Maybe I'm supposed
to run around

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with this sheet
we spread on the ground!

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Yeah, that sounds right
to me!

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[laughs]

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[growls]

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[both laughing]

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Hey, Squidward,
want to play

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"Certified Public Accountant"
with us?

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Oh, let me think.
That sounds so--No!

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[laughing]

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I don't think
this game is ripe.

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Yeah, maybe it got
picked too soon.

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[snickers]
What, do you think that games

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grow on trees?

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Ha ha ha.

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Doesn't everything
grow on trees?

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No, you ninny.
Somebody makes them.

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Makes them?

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Yeah, somebody
thinks up the game,

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then they make the game.

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Then I could make
a game?

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No, you couldn't.
You would be incapable.

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Well, I think Patrick
could make up a game.

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The operative word there
is "think."

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Yeah.
The oper-nive word is "think."

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[laughs]
Thanks, Squidward, I'll do it!

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Go get 'em, Patrick.

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[sighs]
Double morons.

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I invented a game!
I invented a game!

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Whoopee.
Do tell.

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Well, you know how hard
tic tac toe is

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and how it always takes
so long to play?

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- Uh-huh.
- Yeah, well,

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I made it easier and faster.

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[sighs]
I know I'm gonna hate myself

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for saying this,
but what have you got?

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It's called "tic-tac."

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You start with two lines
that are crossed,

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and then the first person
puts an X,

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and then the next person
puts a...

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O.

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Oh, yeah, an O,

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and the first person
to get two in a row

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draws a line through them
and says, "Tic-tac."

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You start.

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Tic-tac.

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Uh...
Best two out of four?

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[whimpering]

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Tic and tac.

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I should have gone
with my first idea--"tic."

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Squidward,
I got a new game!

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It's called
"Rock, Paper, Butter."

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"Butter" invent
a different game.

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[laughing]

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[munching]

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{\an8}Squidward, I got it!

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{\an8}"Who's Rope is Longer?"
You--

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{\an8}Aw!
You've played this before.

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Sandy, I've been trying
to invent a game,

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but every game I invent
is a failure.

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{\an8}If you want to invent
a game,

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{\an8}you should study
all the games you like

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{\an8}and figure out what it is
you like best about them.

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{\an8}Then you can use those elements
in the game you invent.

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[grunts]

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Hmm.
[grunts]

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[gasps]
I know what to do!

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[inspiring music]

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♪ ♪

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And so it begins.

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♪ ♪

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[grunts]

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Hmm.

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♪ ♪

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[humming]

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[laughs]

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[panting]

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[laughing maniacally]
[thunder booms]

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It's a game.
It's a game!

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Now I know what it's like
to be a game maker!

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I don't see the point
of this game night.

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Every game that Patrick
has "invented"

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is more pointless and boring
than the last.

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This time
he did research.

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We haven't started,
and I'm already bored.

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Well, I'm excited.

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We're gonna be the first people
to test out Patrick's game.

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This is gonna be written about
in the history books someday.

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Yeah, in crayon.

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Good evening.
Please step into my Gameatorium.

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More like
a lame-atorium. Ha.

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[grunts]
Welcome, gamers, and behold...

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[thunder booms]

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My game.

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It's beautiful.

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[yawns]
Are we finished? Who won?

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- [grunts]
- Ha ha ha!

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No, my friend.
We have only just begun.

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What's it called,
Patrick?

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Might I suggest
"Garbage"?

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- [growls]
- What?

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Yeah, Patrick,
what's it called?

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[straining]

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It's called
"Patrick! The Game"!

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- [thunder booms]
- Wow.

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Can we just get started
already?

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I'm late for my coma.

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- [growls]
- [mumbles]

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All right.
[munches]

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I'll explain the rules.
Okay--[gulps]

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Each player picks a piece
to move around the board.

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The way you decide which player
gets to pick their piece

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is by rolling the dice.

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To decide who gets to roll
the dice first

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to see who gets the first choice
of players, you have to be---

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[grumbling]
Look, Patrick, you go,

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then Sandy, then SpongeBob,
then me, okay?

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You mean for picking
our player

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or for starting
the game?

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- Both!
- Okay.

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Now, on to rules
of how to play the game.

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I've got a great idea.

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Why don't we just
start rolling

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and you can explain the game
as we play?

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Hmm...

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okay!

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Ooh.
Money!

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Yee-haw!
Beachfront property.

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Driver's license!
Driver's license!

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What's that mean?

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On your next turn,
you roll

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and can move
down the board,

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or you can go
round the racetrack

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as many times
as you rolled.

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Oh, what should I do?
What should I do?

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- What should I do?
- You should give me the dice,

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give me the dice,
because it's my turn!

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[jail cell door closes]

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Uh-huh.

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- You go to jail.
- [laughs]

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What are you in for, pal?

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My turn!
[spits]

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One, two-o-o.

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Oh, good thing
you landed on snacks.

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You must be famished.

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[munching]

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Hmm, Coral Avenue.
I'll buy it.

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[humming]

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12.
I'll...

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drive the car.

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Oh, you don't get to roll
when you're in jail.

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Well, what do I do
to get out of jail?

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You have to roll a six.

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Hey!

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You can't roll the dice
when you're in jail!

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Yeah,
play by the rules.

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Well, if the only way
to get out of jail

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is to roll a six and
I can't roll if I'm in jail,

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just how am I suppose to get
out of jail?

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[growls]

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Ah, here it is.
"The guy that is in jail

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"has to stay there
unless he rolls a six

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or someone says his name."

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Fine.
Someone say my name.

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[laughter]

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Oh, boy, you landed
on do a surgery!

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Now pick a surgery card.

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Huh.

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"Remove fin bone
from player to your left."

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What? Wait.
Oh!

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But I don't have a fin bone.
I'm an octopus.

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Hush now.
This won't hurt a bit.

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Got it.

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Now sit back down,
you criminal!

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Oh, this game
doesn't make any sense.

209
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Sounds like someone's mad
because he hasn't moved.

210
00:09:01,331 --> 00:09:03,248
Well, neither have you.

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00:09:05,373 --> 00:09:06,956
That's it.
I've had enough.

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00:09:07,039 --> 00:09:08,373
- Come on, Squidward!
- Don't go, Squidward.

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00:09:08,456 --> 00:09:10,081
- No, wait, Squidward!
- Squidward!

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00:09:10,164 --> 00:09:11,873
Wait. How'd he
get out of jail?

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Squidward made us
say his name.

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That was a smart move, Squidward.

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Huh? Oh.
Mm. Hmm.

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Now you roll after me.

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Five.
One, two, three, four, five.

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Um, I think I'll...
[car horn honks]

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Race the car.

222
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I'll...

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Race the car!

224
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I'll...

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race the car!

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[tires squealing]

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Oh, boy, snacks!

228
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Ah!
[jail cell door closes]

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Jail for Squidward!

230
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But I was on Snacks.

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Tell it to the judge.

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Could someone please tell me
what we are suppose to be doing?

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What's the point?

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This entire game
is completely random.

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It jumps from one thing
to another.

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I don't know
how you are suppose to win,

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and Patrick seems to be
making up the rules

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as he goes along!

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00:10:02,664 --> 00:10:04,414
Starving, Starving
Sea Star time!

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- [all grunting]
- Starving, Starving Sea Star!

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00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:07,414
- [munching]
- Starving, Starving Sea Star!

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00:10:07,498 --> 00:10:09,873
Okay, I'm going outside.

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00:10:09,956 --> 00:10:12,623
If a person declares
"outsidesies,"

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then everyone must go outside.

245
00:10:14,539 --> 00:10:17,331
But I didn't say
"outsidesies," I said--

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00:10:17,414 --> 00:10:19,539
[humming]

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00:10:20,414 --> 00:10:21,581
Four.

248
00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:24,831
We are in a giggle zone.
Everyone laugh!

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[laughter]

250
00:10:27,081 --> 00:10:28,164
[growls]

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00:10:28,248 --> 00:10:29,414
Ha.

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00:10:30,373 --> 00:10:32,914
Two.
Silly face, silly face!

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00:10:32,998 --> 00:10:34,039
[babbling]

254
00:10:34,123 --> 00:10:35,498
Doi, doi, doi, doi!

255
00:10:35,581 --> 00:10:36,873
[groans]
Oh!

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00:10:37,956 --> 00:10:40,164
[grumbling]

257
00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:41,706
Now, that's a silly face.

258
00:10:41,789 --> 00:10:44,498
Hey, Squidward, you finally
understand the rules.

259
00:10:44,581 --> 00:10:46,706
Oh, I get the rules,
all right.

260
00:10:46,789 --> 00:10:48,539
The rules are
that it doesn't matter

261
00:10:48,623 --> 00:10:49,748
what anybody rolls!

262
00:10:49,831 --> 00:10:51,998
You can just make up
whatever it means!

263
00:10:52,081 --> 00:10:55,623
So I could just roll the dice
and say, "Automatic winner"!

264
00:10:55,706 --> 00:10:57,331
Good job, Squidward,
you won!

265
00:10:57,414 --> 00:10:59,039
Nice play, Squidward.

266
00:10:59,123 --> 00:11:00,539
Huh?
Oh, you know what?

267
00:11:00,623 --> 00:11:02,248
You're right.
That was a good play.

268
00:11:02,331 --> 00:11:04,623
Not so fast.

269
00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:08,081
"No player may declare himself
automatic winner."

270
00:11:08,164 --> 00:11:10,873
You did it again.
You made up another rule!

271
00:11:10,956 --> 00:11:13,414
This game is the worst!
Stupid game!

272
00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:15,831
[grunting]

273
00:11:17,039 --> 00:11:20,456
[grunting]

274
00:11:20,539 --> 00:11:21,581
[siren wailing]

275
00:11:21,664 --> 00:11:24,164
Destruction
of private property.

276
00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:26,914
Oh, and I see here
you're a repeat offender.

277
00:11:26,998 --> 00:11:29,498
You're going to real jail.
[grunts]

278
00:11:29,581 --> 00:11:31,581
Anything to get
out of this game.

279
00:11:31,664 --> 00:11:33,081
Thanks, officers.

280
00:11:33,164 --> 00:11:34,414
Welcome back.

281
00:11:34,498 --> 00:11:36,039
Somebody say my name!

282
00:11:36,123 --> 00:11:37,123
Game over!

283
00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:41,581
{\an8}[scary music]

284
00:11:41,664 --> 00:11:48,706
{\an8}♪ ♪

285
00:11:53,873 --> 00:11:57,623
Listen up, crew.
I have an announcement!

286
00:11:57,706 --> 00:12:00,164
Bikini Bottom's
new sports stadium

287
00:12:00,248 --> 00:12:03,664
will officially be named
after this restaurant!

288
00:12:03,748 --> 00:12:06,789
The Krusty Krab Stadium!
Wow!

289
00:12:06,873 --> 00:12:09,748
Soon I'll have all
the concessions in the stadium.

290
00:12:09,831 --> 00:12:13,914
Paying for the naming rights
will make me millions!

291
00:12:13,998 --> 00:12:17,164
Opening day is today!
Tailgate party!

292
00:12:17,248 --> 00:12:18,748
Not for you.

293
00:12:18,831 --> 00:12:20,164
{\an8}Your tails
have to stay here

294
00:12:20,248 --> 00:12:22,789
{\an8}and make me back
some of that money I spent.

295
00:12:22,873 --> 00:12:25,206
Hooray for Mr. Krabs!

296
00:12:25,289 --> 00:12:28,623
While I'm gone,
Squidward mans the helm.

297
00:12:30,206 --> 00:12:31,498
[snoring]

298
00:12:31,581 --> 00:12:33,956
Psst.
Hey, Squidward.

299
00:12:34,039 --> 00:12:38,039
Oh, Teddy, you're
my favorite snuggle buddy.

300
00:12:39,331 --> 00:12:40,539
[screams]

301
00:12:40,623 --> 00:12:42,164
Okay, boss, give me
a job to do, please.

302
00:12:42,248 --> 00:12:44,998
Well, why don't you clean
the, uh--

303
00:12:46,873 --> 00:12:49,248
Well, you could always
clean the, uh--

304
00:12:50,789 --> 00:12:52,498
Why don't you clean
your own--

305
00:12:52,581 --> 00:12:53,831
Oh.

306
00:12:53,914 --> 00:12:56,414
All right, all right, um...

307
00:12:56,498 --> 00:12:58,039
clean everything
one more time.

308
00:12:58,123 --> 00:12:59,164
On it!

309
00:13:01,039 --> 00:13:02,248
[snores]

310
00:13:02,331 --> 00:13:03,373
Done.
More, please.

311
00:13:03,456 --> 00:13:05,206
Two more times.

312
00:13:05,289 --> 00:13:06,664
Done, done.

313
00:13:06,748 --> 00:13:09,873
Ah, but did you clean down
to the subatomic particles?

314
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,956
[grunts]
I knew I missed something.

315
00:13:13,039 --> 00:13:14,706
Done.
Even the theoretical particles

316
00:13:14,789 --> 00:13:16,373
are clean, theoretically.

317
00:13:16,456 --> 00:13:18,706
- [laughs]
- Um, I don't know.

318
00:13:18,789 --> 00:13:20,206
Why don't you just--
I don't know--

319
00:13:20,289 --> 00:13:22,706
see how many things
you can flush down the toilet?

320
00:13:22,789 --> 00:13:25,914
Um, are you sure
about that, boss?

321
00:13:25,998 --> 00:13:27,956
Are you questioning
my orders?

322
00:13:28,039 --> 00:13:30,164
I hear and obey,
my liege.

323
00:13:30,248 --> 00:13:33,289
[grunting]

324
00:13:34,373 --> 00:13:35,456
[snores]

325
00:13:35,539 --> 00:13:37,914
[screams]
What have I done?

326
00:13:37,998 --> 00:13:39,623
How am I doing, boss?

327
00:13:40,914 --> 00:13:45,081
This is a completely
irresponsible thing to do!

328
00:13:46,498 --> 00:13:49,164
But I must admit,
it looks amazing.

329
00:13:49,248 --> 00:13:50,289
How about this?

330
00:13:50,373 --> 00:13:51,373
Here, try this!

331
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,289
[laughing]

332
00:13:53,373 --> 00:13:54,581
Here you go!

333
00:13:54,664 --> 00:13:56,081
[both panting]

334
00:13:57,664 --> 00:14:00,081
[both laughing]

335
00:14:00,164 --> 00:14:02,456
This'll go down good.
[grunts]

336
00:14:02,539 --> 00:14:03,998
Oops.

337
00:14:05,164 --> 00:14:06,081
Huh?

338
00:14:07,331 --> 00:14:09,331
[grunting and laughing]

339
00:14:12,123 --> 00:14:14,706
That was funny. It almost
looked like Mr. Krabs' safe--

340
00:14:14,789 --> 00:14:15,956
you know, the one

341
00:14:16,039 --> 00:14:18,081
with the secret
Krabby Patty formula inside?

342
00:14:18,164 --> 00:14:19,748
[laughs]
What's really funny is that

343
00:14:19,831 --> 00:14:21,664
it was Mr. Krabs' safe,
the one with the--

344
00:14:21,748 --> 00:14:24,248
both: Secret Krabby Patty
formula inside!

345
00:14:26,748 --> 00:14:27,789
How could you?

346
00:14:27,873 --> 00:14:29,081
You ordered me to!

347
00:14:29,164 --> 00:14:30,289
I didn't say the safe!

348
00:14:30,373 --> 00:14:31,831
You didn't say
not the safe.

349
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:34,289
Well, I order you
to go get it!

350
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,956
One second.

351
00:14:36,039 --> 00:14:38,539
Employees must wash hands
before leaving.

352
00:14:38,623 --> 00:14:41,539
[adventurous music]

353
00:14:41,623 --> 00:14:43,331
♪ ♪

354
00:14:43,414 --> 00:14:44,456
What have I done?

355
00:14:44,539 --> 00:14:46,623
I flushed SpongeBob
down the toilet.

356
00:14:46,706 --> 00:14:49,123
Why, that's despicable,
even for me.

357
00:14:49,206 --> 00:14:50,581
- [all murmuring]
- All right,

358
00:14:50,664 --> 00:14:52,664
as soon as I get the fry cook
out of the toilet,

359
00:14:52,748 --> 00:14:55,164
you can all have
your Krabby Patties.

360
00:14:55,248 --> 00:14:57,873
[all screaming]

361
00:15:00,498 --> 00:15:01,623
[groaning]

362
00:15:01,706 --> 00:15:03,289
Yuck.

363
00:15:03,373 --> 00:15:06,206
It's so unsanitary.

364
00:15:06,289 --> 00:15:09,414
I can't believe
I'm doing this.

365
00:15:11,789 --> 00:15:15,373
[marching band music]

366
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,873
- Ow!
- Krabs, you old bag of shells.

367
00:15:17,956 --> 00:15:19,581
You're not gonna regret
paying that money

368
00:15:19,664 --> 00:15:21,831
to have your name
on this stadium I built for you.

369
00:15:21,914 --> 00:15:23,123
I sure hope
you're right.

370
00:15:23,206 --> 00:15:24,664
- Oh!
- Oh, Krabs, I'd like you

371
00:15:24,748 --> 00:15:27,331
to meet Charlton Hawkfish,
the famous sewer architect.

372
00:15:27,414 --> 00:15:31,289
I designed every pipe,
gasket, and cesspit

373
00:15:31,373 --> 00:15:32,914
beneath this stadium.

374
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:35,498
[chuckles]
Eh, hi.

375
00:15:35,581 --> 00:15:39,039
That was weird.
I had to flush the toilet twice.

376
00:15:39,123 --> 00:15:42,123
And they call this is place
a modern marvel.

377
00:15:42,206 --> 00:15:45,331
Crupski, you told me
you wouldn't cut corners

378
00:15:45,414 --> 00:15:46,706
on my plans!

379
00:15:46,789 --> 00:15:48,873
What's this?
Ah!

380
00:15:48,956 --> 00:15:52,456
You've added a reducer
into a 5-foot main line!

381
00:15:52,539 --> 00:15:53,873
Your point being?

382
00:15:53,956 --> 00:15:57,498
That pipe's too small!
It'll never hold.

383
00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:58,831
Relax, Charlton.

384
00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:01,414
Building it cheap
saved a lot of money.

385
00:16:01,498 --> 00:16:03,414
Ooh!
I like that.

386
00:16:03,498 --> 00:16:04,539
And what's this?

387
00:16:04,623 --> 00:16:06,956
The pipe is made
out of cardboard?

388
00:16:07,039 --> 00:16:09,123
Eh, corrugated cardboard.

389
00:16:09,206 --> 00:16:10,539
Ah, relax.

390
00:16:10,623 --> 00:16:13,248
That's what my grandma's
dentures are made of.

391
00:16:13,331 --> 00:16:16,956
Aah!

392
00:16:20,289 --> 00:16:23,206
SpongeBob,
are you down here?

393
00:16:27,331 --> 00:16:28,039
Yi!

394
00:16:28,123 --> 00:16:29,539
Hiya, Squidward.

395
00:16:29,623 --> 00:16:30,789
Eeh!
Do not touch me!

396
00:16:30,873 --> 00:16:34,123
I am way out
of my comfort zone.

397
00:16:35,581 --> 00:16:37,831
All right, you've been
down here longer than me.

398
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:40,081
Which way?

399
00:16:40,164 --> 00:16:41,498
Pull my finger.

400
00:16:43,414 --> 00:16:44,331
That way.

401
00:16:44,414 --> 00:16:45,914
Figures.

402
00:16:45,998 --> 00:16:49,331
♪ Sewer, sewer, cha cha cha,
sewer, sewer, cha cha cha ♪

403
00:16:49,414 --> 00:16:52,539
♪ Sewer, sewer,
cha cha cha ♪

404
00:16:52,623 --> 00:16:55,289
{\an8}Look at these strange etchings, Squidward.

405
00:16:55,373 --> 00:16:56,831
{\an8}Look like snakes.

406
00:16:56,914 --> 00:16:59,539
{\an8}I hope we don't run into
anything like that down here.

407
00:17:01,664 --> 00:17:03,289
Hey!
Over there!

408
00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:05,748
It's stuck on the pipe!

409
00:17:05,831 --> 00:17:07,748
We need to get
up there!

410
00:17:07,831 --> 00:17:10,248
[grunting]
Ow! Huh?

411
00:17:13,539 --> 00:17:15,581
♪ Sewer, sewer,
cha cha cha ♪

412
00:17:15,664 --> 00:17:16,914
There it is!
[grunts]

413
00:17:16,998 --> 00:17:18,331
[grunts]

414
00:17:18,414 --> 00:17:21,956
[grunts] Ah!
Darn it, I missed again.

415
00:17:22,039 --> 00:17:24,831
[screams]
Leapin' lampreys!

416
00:17:24,914 --> 00:17:26,414
They're biting me!

417
00:17:26,498 --> 00:17:27,539
Well, bite 'em back!

418
00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:31,289
[screaming]
My eyes!

419
00:17:31,373 --> 00:17:32,873
[screaming]

420
00:17:32,956 --> 00:17:34,831
Hey, look,
there's the safe!

421
00:17:34,914 --> 00:17:36,289
Where?
Where?

422
00:17:38,664 --> 00:17:39,789
There it is.

423
00:17:39,873 --> 00:17:41,831
♪ O sole mio ♪

424
00:17:41,914 --> 00:17:43,456
Silencio.

425
00:17:43,539 --> 00:17:46,331
Yay!
Whoo-hoo!

426
00:17:48,581 --> 00:17:50,331
[grunting]

427
00:17:52,498 --> 00:17:56,581
{\an8}[both screaming]

428
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,998
{\an8}What the--
[snake roars]

429
00:18:05,081 --> 00:18:06,581
{\an8}both:
Sewer snake!

430
00:18:06,664 --> 00:18:08,664
{\an8}[both screaming]

431
00:18:08,748 --> 00:18:10,331
[marching band music]

432
00:18:10,414 --> 00:18:12,956
It's five minutes
to halftime.

433
00:18:13,039 --> 00:18:15,623
Do you know
what that means?

434
00:18:15,706 --> 00:18:17,748
[chuckles]
Sure do,

435
00:18:17,831 --> 00:18:20,039
the Bikini Bottom-ettes!

436
00:18:20,123 --> 00:18:22,831
The halftime wave, man!

437
00:18:22,914 --> 00:18:26,039
When every toilet
flushes at once!

438
00:18:26,123 --> 00:18:27,998
The sewers
can't take it!

439
00:18:28,081 --> 00:18:30,331
It's madness!

440
00:18:30,414 --> 00:18:33,831
Okay, but you're gonna miss
the cheerleaders!

441
00:18:33,914 --> 00:18:37,039
[both screaming]

442
00:18:38,456 --> 00:18:39,873
[both screaming]

443
00:18:39,956 --> 00:18:41,539
In here!

444
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:46,706
Ooh, Look!
"You are here."

445
00:18:46,789 --> 00:18:49,456
Why is the diagram shaped
like a giant sewer snake

446
00:18:49,539 --> 00:18:52,539
with the arrow pointing
to its stomach?

447
00:18:52,623 --> 00:18:53,873
What are you doing?

448
00:18:53,956 --> 00:18:56,081
Oh, crossing "Digested
by a giant sewer snake"

449
00:18:56,164 --> 00:18:58,206
off of my to-do list.

450
00:18:58,289 --> 00:18:59,706
Oh, that makes sense.

451
00:18:59,789 --> 00:19:03,123
[screaming]

452
00:19:03,206 --> 00:19:05,623
Snake food!
[screaming]

453
00:19:09,206 --> 00:19:11,081
Good going, Squidward.
You're tickling him.

454
00:19:11,164 --> 00:19:12,373
I'll help you!

455
00:19:12,456 --> 00:19:15,414
[both screaming]

456
00:19:16,998 --> 00:19:19,581
Squidward, the safe!
Squidward? Safe!

457
00:19:19,664 --> 00:19:22,289
[screaming] Don't bother me
while I'm hysterical!

458
00:19:22,373 --> 00:19:23,706
Aah!

459
00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:26,706
[groans]

460
00:19:30,164 --> 00:19:32,623
{\an8}- Oh!
- [grunts]

461
00:19:32,706 --> 00:19:34,039
{\an8}- Oh.
- Ah!

462
00:19:34,123 --> 00:19:36,289
{\an8}I'm alive?
I'm alive!

463
00:19:36,373 --> 00:19:38,289
{\an8}I guess
we're just lucky.

464
00:19:38,373 --> 00:19:39,748
{\an8}[groans]

465
00:19:39,831 --> 00:19:41,414
{\an8}Oh, look,
you found the safe.

466
00:19:41,498 --> 00:19:43,164
{\an8}Just my luck.

467
00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:45,414
[intense music]

468
00:19:45,498 --> 00:19:47,039
[buzzer sounds, all cheering]

469
00:19:47,123 --> 00:19:48,081
- Got to go!
- Oh, boy!

470
00:19:48,164 --> 00:19:49,914
all:
Oh! Oh!

471
00:19:49,998 --> 00:19:51,456
[panting]

472
00:19:51,539 --> 00:19:53,331
Egads!

473
00:19:55,123 --> 00:19:57,748
Too much flushing,
she's gonna blow!

474
00:19:57,831 --> 00:19:59,331
[panting]
[alarm blaring]

475
00:19:59,414 --> 00:20:00,914
How's she holding up?

476
00:20:00,998 --> 00:20:04,123
Sir, every tunnel is flooded
except for the reducer pipe.

477
00:20:04,206 --> 00:20:06,039
The pinch point!

478
00:20:06,123 --> 00:20:08,206
Hmm.
Is that bad?

479
00:20:10,914 --> 00:20:12,039
both:
Huh?

480
00:20:13,373 --> 00:20:15,206
[both whimpering]

481
00:20:15,289 --> 00:20:18,289
Gaskets blown,
manifold mangled,

482
00:20:18,373 --> 00:20:20,081
backflow everywhere!

483
00:20:20,164 --> 00:20:21,623
Oh, you're overreacting.

484
00:20:21,706 --> 00:20:24,831
You flushed it all away,
Crupski!

485
00:20:24,914 --> 00:20:26,289
You two better hope

486
00:20:26,373 --> 00:20:30,373
that fail-safe
I installed works.

487
00:20:33,956 --> 00:20:37,081
[all screaming]

488
00:20:38,248 --> 00:20:41,748
Hot dogs, popcorn.

489
00:20:41,831 --> 00:20:43,581
Snorkles?

490
00:20:43,664 --> 00:20:45,331
[all screaming]

491
00:20:45,414 --> 00:20:48,748
Good thing today was
Free Ax Day at the stadium.

492
00:20:50,623 --> 00:20:51,789
[grunts]

493
00:20:51,873 --> 00:20:54,539
[growls]

494
00:20:59,581 --> 00:21:00,581
[grunts]

495
00:21:05,789 --> 00:21:08,748
[all screaming]

496
00:21:14,873 --> 00:21:16,164
[all gasp]

497
00:21:16,248 --> 00:21:19,373
[grunting]

498
00:21:19,456 --> 00:21:23,581
This is what you get
when so-called fishkind,

499
00:21:23,664 --> 00:21:27,706
in all its hubris and ignorance,
stoops so low

500
00:21:27,789 --> 00:21:31,414
as to cut corners
in its plumbing system.

501
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:36,206
Extinction is the result
of being cheap!

502
00:21:36,289 --> 00:21:38,414
What a bunch of malarkey.

503
00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:42,456
At least we didn't waken
the Great Sewer Snake.

504
00:21:44,289 --> 00:21:45,581
Check that.

505
00:21:45,664 --> 00:21:47,539
[all screaming]

506
00:21:47,623 --> 00:21:50,581
[snake roars]

507
00:21:52,956 --> 00:21:54,039
Ah!

508
00:21:54,123 --> 00:21:56,456
[snake roars]
Ah!

509
00:21:59,123 --> 00:22:00,289
Uh-oh.

510
00:22:01,539 --> 00:22:06,206
Whoa! Ooh! Whoo-hoo!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

511
00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:14,664
[all gasp]

512
00:22:17,331 --> 00:22:20,748
Hey, everybody,
the cook's back from toilet.

513
00:22:20,831 --> 00:22:22,998
Who's hungry?

514
00:22:23,081 --> 00:22:26,206
[all screaming]